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- Me and a bunch of strangers were at the park that’s near my house

- The park was actually next to Universal Studios, and the playground equipment was a new Indiana Jones themed roller coaster that we were testing for this lady

- She said she also wanted it to be dessert themed, and I was like oh, well I guess the sand is kind of like dessert sand (also there were little yellow scarab beetles crawling everywhere, so that helped)

- Everyone else thought it was bad, but I told her it would be fine if she just added some awesome special effects, like fire balls and shit

- Somehow, I see this promo video for this annoying magician guy who I used to be friends with on Facebook, except in the vid he’s really good and can do what looks like real magic (using special effects)

- I tell the lady she needs effects like that, and she agrees to hire him

- I wander off towards a different roller coaster

- I’m hiking through this really green, tree-covered mountain where a different roller coaster is, and when I get to the track I see my brother, a bunch of random kids, and The Doctor

- At first we think everything is fine, but then cars and shit start rolling down the tracks (there were 2) towards us

- I pulled 2 kids out of the way, but one got hit by a car

- Other kids were being dumb and climbing the track and doing backflips off of it

- My brother and another kid buried themselves in dirt under the track and got out just in time so they weren’t hit by a car

- My brother cried and I yelled at him for almost getting himself killed

- Then, instead of a car, a porta-potty on wheels comes rolling along and stops by us

- I wanted to use it, but it was filled with bears

- Me and my brother ran back the way we came, getting chased by bears and avoiding getting killed by tracker jackers by inhaling a tank of helium gas

- We make it back to our TARDIS, but there are actually 2 and they’re connected sort of like portals

- I figure out how to like keep going back and forth and opening and closing doors until me and my brother are safe in one and the bears are trapped in the other

- I use the TARDIS we’re in to transport us to London during WWII

- I realize there is no hope for The Doctor or the kids, but it’s ok because now we can live here, where this random guy thinks we’re his kids, and somehow we’re able to play Call of Duty on his old, black and white TV

- I wake up

- What the fucking fuck just happened

- I post it all on tumblr